If you were a billionaire you wouldn't have to choose. It's no longer "or," it's "and" for everything.

And a personal chef. Not having to cook everyday is a privilege.

If I were a billionaire, I would have the hyperbaric chamber, but have it powered in the most ostentatious way imaginable. Instead of having a motorized pump to pressurize it, I'm just going to hire a whole bunch of people with bicycle pumps to pressurize the thing for me. I'll hire like a hundred people, pay them absurdly well for the task, and have a hundred people show up just to perform a simple task that could have been performed by a cheap motor.

Also, my primary mode of transportation will be sedan chair.

If I was a billionaire I’d shoot myself in the face as I’ve lost my way and should have stopped almost a billion a go.

That was my first thought. For fucks sake pay someone to clean up!