blimthepixie comments on Calm down bitch

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What about people who say

"You'll never guess what happened at work today?"

So you respond with

"What?"

Then they repeat the question

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago*

It's best to respond with something absurd and physically impossible, like "gravity paused and everybody just floated for a second?"

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[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well you didn't guess...

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

If I replied with

"You got sacked for gross misconduct?"

They'd say

"What?"

Full circle I guess

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[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago

I don't think that's full circle because you'd just repeat your last statement in that hypothetical

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