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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The "sleep will win"?

If you're having trouble sleeping, I suggest retiring. Retiring does wonders for being able to sleep.

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[–] four@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How does one do that in their mid-twenties?

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

Have rich parents or no soul :)

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[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

Live in a cave and eat mushrooms. Retirement guaranteed to last the rest of your life!

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