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Blood is blue until exposed to oxygen (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 11 points 1 year ago (8 children)

four sneezes means someone's thinking of you
five sneezes means someone's cutting peppers
six sneezes is anthrax
seven sneezes is the absolute physical maximum

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Eight sneezes is instant death.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Nine sneezes means you are in Hell, unfortunately. You have already been dead this whole time, and your torture for this moment of eternity has been temporary amnesia and experiencing the sudden terror of realizing you are sneezing yourself to death. That price of darkness can be a rascal like that.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I had a professor that gave a student $100 for reaching 7 sneezes. His previous student record was 6.

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