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Blood is blue until exposed to oxygen (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] 16 points 1 year ago* (10 children)

shit I still remember a primary school classmate explaining to me:

one sneeze is from dust
two sneezes in quick succession are from cold
three sneezes in quick succession are from allergies

It's been 30+ years, someone pls remove this nonsense from my brain 😩

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    four sneezes means someone's thinking of you
    five sneezes means someone's cutting peppers
    six sneezes is anthrax
    seven sneezes is the absolute physical maximum

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Eight sneezes is instant death.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Nine sneezes means you are in Hell, unfortunately. You have already been dead this whole time, and your torture for this moment of eternity has been temporary amnesia and experiencing the sudden terror of realizing you are sneezing yourself to death. That price of darkness can be a rascal like that.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I had a professor that gave a student $100 for reaching 7 sneezes. His previous student record was 6.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I've never heard of that, but I've kind of used it for children. If it's winter and you hear you kid sneeze, do not worry. If they sneeze again, they are probably barefoot some something, go check on them. 3 times they are either already sick, or allergies

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