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[–] 8 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

ULPT: this also works on your significant other.

You'll never guess where we're going tonight?

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Wow. You got it!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Unless it's all booked up and you needed tickets or reservations months in advance. Then you dead.

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