TBF, let them pull their own mask down for you. Creatively and rapidly apply a volume of water atop their heads and all of a sudden: that mask is an instant waterboarding cosplay.
Ain't nobody breathing through freshly wetted fabric. 🤷🏼♂️
Shit, make it any liquid (coffee, juice, wiper fluid, piss, etc) and they're gonna be sticky/oily/stinky/gross on top of wet, too.
You're welcome. 😘