Was thinking the same.

Where are the 13 year old troublemakers at? We used to throw bike locks on the bike cops wheels when we were kids. And they weren't fucking terrorizing our neighborhood.

Get the kid with the crackhead parents whose been through the system a dozen times before puberty to do the dirty work, he's in and out of the precinct in a couple hours.

Edit: can you imagine seeing a fucking teenager straight up pants these clowns? Overdub it with yakety sax.