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[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Imagine that job though. It is your job to be a scapegoat for traffic collisions.

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[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Fantastic use of traffic collision, great reference.

"Accident implies there's nobody to blame."

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[–] tonytins@pawb.social [S] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I can imagine very few people will be lining up for that job.

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[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago

Reserve army of labour

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[–] pineapplepizza@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

You underestimate how desperate people are becoming to feed their family

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[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

In this world where people are DoorDash delivery drivers I wonder what the hell you were thinking and why you don’t think that people aren’t poor enough everywhere to sign up for this

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 12 points 1 year ago

There is a lot of people willing to lick Musky's taint.

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