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What is the result of a programmer's work? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Bajingo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. "I'm a programmer, that means I'm a machine that turns tea into nothing."

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

I always liked "my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry."

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 point 1 year ago

Who,.that's the next mother's day gift sorted then.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Don't know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain't for nothing.

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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

im a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss

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