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[–] 17 points 1 year ago (10 children)

To be fair, having recently been on the market for a proper vibrating sex toy, they're expensive as fuck, and according to my ex-wife (ow. ex- still stings.) capable of providing mind-blowing orgasms. So yeah, for those without a budget, we make do with what we got, or the bargain bin at Good Vibes.

TMI:

spoilerThe item in question doesn't figure into why she's ex- now, but the reason we were on the market for one absolutely does. I'll be talking to an endocrinologist at the end of the year.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    lol bros never polished his knob with a hitachi

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    No, but I've seen CBT play feature vibrating the rope connected to a bound knob, so a GP medical vibrator can be used in that regard.

    In my original story, the fancy vibe wasn't for me; I'm half-ace which is probably related to psychotropic meds and low-T. Also I shoot off once in a while NP when the stars align and I have a mind to.

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  • [+] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    A friend of mine had to vibrate the snot out of her leg as part of PT (it's a very long and gruesome story), and for stuff like that magic-wand type vibes are great. But the new orgasmotron vibes use weird biofeedback science and fancy rhythms to get the pulse just right for people who have various kinds of sexual dysfunction.

    Some of them also relay your health issues back to the App provider to be added to your consumer profile and sold, so do use IoT security and try not to get ones that sell your info.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    They're not more than a new controller for the basic rabbit style vibrating ones. Controllers start around $60 in USA. I could be off, I got two Xbox controllers a few years ago to play couch games via steam, I don't own a console.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Controllers in 2015 were about $40 for a Playstation standard and could get up to $200 depending on the features you wanted (e.g. wireless, self charging, extended range, game domination features, etc.)

    Most people have a $10-$30 market for sex toys until they get serious about it. Kids exploring their bits don't have any budget at all, and can only get things that pretend to be toys for kids.

    Evidently, it's appropriate to get your tween a vibrating broomstick (or a bumble ball if you're a California hippy parent who wants to assure your toddler grows up well-adjusted) but not a vibrating rubber duckie. I'm not fully sure why.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    You can probably get something serviceable in that price range, but tbh the magic wand is about $100 and yeah it's a "have a job" toy, but it's the sort of toy that people don't think of as "seriously getting into sex toys" toy. Though I will say that category does have several subdivisions once you're in it. There's a wide gulf between people who have a few vibrators and a strap on and the people who own a sybian

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Presumably Op already have the controller though. Hence the question about how to JO with it instead of asking for suggestions on what vibrator to buy.

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