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[+] 73 points 1 year ago (19 children)
  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    If he died of natural causes, what makes you think that’s how the White House would report it. They’d say he was killed and use it to create a false divisive narrative, blaming some left wing conspiracy or assassin who doesn’t exist. They’d use it to galvanise maga behind Vance blah blah blah…

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  • [+] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    You hit the nail on the head re: Vance.

    The cushion connoisseur occasionally pretends to give a shit about working class people (even though he doesn’t). MAGAts want their faces brazenly spat on, because they’re temporarily embarrassed billionaires and being poor makes you worthless*.

    I shudder at the thought of a Kirk-led timeline though, so thank you for the silver lining.

    *according to them.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    they won’t be able to focus that rage, it will quickly divest into the thousand little in-groups of conspiracies, backwoods nutcases screaming into the void, random nuts in trucks driving into drugstores and shooting up pizza places.

    Curious how many will assume Vance poisoned him to become president or something like that.

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  • [+] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    No that would be to competent for them, they're gonna weekend at bernie him

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Honestly if he really is ill, I very much wouldn't put it past them to off him themselves and blame the "radical left" in order to kick off the civil war they keep trying for.

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