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Worthless social constructs (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Also, I want him inside of me.

I was unaware of this requirement.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Just a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion... Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    He would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. "mmm, I think I've just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot"

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