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Worthless social constructs (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 136 points 1 year ago (6 children)

... But how are his sisters' mustaches?

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[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Glorious.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

the exact word i was going to use

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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Dwarf genes

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Like Leonid Brezhnev's eyebrows

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but they're not great. It's almost as if he made all of this up. You know, like an actor, playing a role.

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[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago

Those are the disguises they have to don to avoid damaging our fragile psyches with their overwhelming majesty.

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