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[–] 20 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I plug in my arc-welder.

I exit existence.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    No no no, you just get assigned to the great omni pattern buffer, may O'Brien find and rematerialize you as soon as he is able =P

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Instructions unclear, Baron Samedi rematerialized me. Does this mean I gotta go shock myself stupid again until O'Brien does it?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    ... Do you know... what year you are in?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    2025; sorry, old personal story from 2019. Just a funny NDE I had once. Have a good day!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ah I was trying to keep going with pop culture jokes and was suggesting you may have been Twin Peaks Season 3 zapped into an alternate timeline, where maybe it was back when... was it The Living Daylights?

    Whenever it was when whichever Bond movie had Samedi as the big bad came out.

    =P

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