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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (www.dailystar.co.uk)
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[–] 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"With God all things are possible... Except the Epstein files, even God can't help you there."

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I just realized...GOD is in the Epstein Files. Oh, it all makes so much sense now!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn't help himself and created Epstein so he didn't feel so alone in His diddling!

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