There’s no such mention of the rapture at all in the Bible. It was invented in the 19th century.

https://www.neh.gov/article/rise-rapture-horror-culture

"Clearly, when he wrote with his own hand that no man would know the day or the hour, the Lord wasn't counting on a genius like me coming along."

• a whole shitload of different preachers

Joking aside, how do whole congregations avoid seeing the narcissism on some of these motherfuckers?

Which is strange, because Jesus is God and God is all knowing…

Also what disguy was saying of course.

But surely it won’t happen until after God sees those files. They might affect who gets raptured. /s