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Israel formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirk (www.theverge.com)

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In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu called the growing MAGA conspiracy a ‘monstrous big lie.’

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I think this means we're at the stage where he's decided it makes more sense to list off all the crimes he's not doing.

List complete.

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[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Shoplifting. Feeding the homeless. Sleeping in his car.

The ones cool people do.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

He does the first and last out of spite rather than necessity and satisfies the middle by adding "to dogs" at the end.

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[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh come on! He did nit eat my nut either!

Wait… WHERE IS MY NUT????

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Damn you Bibi!

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[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Eww, clean after yourself when you nut

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

hysterical pregnancy? is that even a crime? what kind of list is this

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