I haven't had the fake cheese in forever. I just can't.

My grocer had the American white slices on clearance for .99¢ the other day. I can't remember the last time I saw anything for .99¢, I have a kid who never has it, I decided fuck it I'll get it.

My son freaked out, "you got the good cheese!!" He was so excited. My eyes rolled and I made us grilled cheese. He was fine, I didn't poop for two days, and as a rather regular individual, I did not appreciate it.

Still laughing at my kid screaming with excitement, you got the good cheese lmao