(TikTok screencap)

Man riding in the back of a car with the caption:

end of night stats:
eye contacts made: 12
weather app opened: 6
"she can get it": 8
girls who got it: 0
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[–] 38 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Why is the weather app significant?

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Gotta look busy like you're in high demand. How you can you be a hot commodity if you're not popular.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I was once a a concert that was pretty busy and the moshpit was pretty gnarly. I met a guy there in the moshpit who played age of empires on his phone.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "Hey gurl, according to this app, you're about to get really wet."

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)