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[–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

Spikes my Mohawk with egg white

causing an uncomfortable squishing sound

folds the collar down of my spiked leather jacket

spits the taste of last night's beer out my mouth

looks up and around confused

Why do I suddenly feel like a forty year old recluse?

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