I think Mickey is going to fare better in the cattery than I will being around 3 children under 5 for 3 weeks.

At least the woman who runs the cattery is a massive Cat Woman; she isn't great with people but amazing with cats.

I am not amazing with children, it's very difficult to censor myself or not say something inappropriate (it's a My Family Surname issue 🤦‍♀️). I guess I will just do my best to take an interest in what they want to talk about, though I'm sure they will be rather preoccupied with each other rather than the adults.

So maybe I can sneak off for my durries, joints, and beer without too much fuss 😂

Also, stupid question I could Google but I'm very lazy: I have a number of Sally Hansen insta dry nail polish, can I take that on the plane? Either carry on or the other thing where they store big bags (words espace me, I'm hungover, sorry)