▲ 486 ▼ xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure (imgs.xkcd.com) submitted 1 year ago by xkcdbot@lemmy.world [B] to c/xkcd@lemmy.world 74 comments fedilink hide all child comments xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure Title text: A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches. Transcript: Transcript will show once it’s been added to explainxkcd.com Source: https://xkcd.com/3138/ explainxkcd for #3138
[–] celeste@kbin.earth 26 points 1 year ago (10 children) This hurts so bad to think about permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (9 children) Which part? The ruler that can't exist or the part where finished lumber is smaller than the listed size? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] celeste@kbin.earth 15 points 1 year ago (4 children) The thought of reaching into my toolbox and pulling out a measuring tape that's labeled wrong without knowing it. He did a good job with this comic. That thought sucks so bad. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (3 children) My sawyer showed me a measuring tape graduated in tenths of a foot. Someone manufactured that for some reason. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] lunarul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago As a European, it took me a while to realize what's wrong with that. Even though I've been living in the US for almost 14 years now. permalink fedilink source parent [–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child) Oh yeah, we use these "decimal feet" rulers at my job, for surveying. Nobody bothered to tell me ahead of time, so my first few days out in the field were pretty much a complete waste. I still maintain they are an abomination, the worst of both systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] lunarul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* If it's used for surveying, aren't those survey feet? (a survey foot is 1.000002 US customary feet). Dividing a survey foot by 12 would not be technically an inch, even though it's only a couple millionths off. permalink fedilink source parent [–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 year ago* (3 children) ...the ruler exists, it's a metric ruler. This is a metric joke comic. The 2x4 sizes are in metric... You are welcome. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago No, this comic is about nominal vs actual lumber size. Both tapes are imperial. permalink fedilink source parent [–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) I want whatever crack you're smoking that made this make sense permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Overconfidence and bad eyesight I guess. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (9 children) Which part? The ruler that can't exist or the part where finished lumber is smaller than the listed size? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] celeste@kbin.earth 15 points 1 year ago (4 children) The thought of reaching into my toolbox and pulling out a measuring tape that's labeled wrong without knowing it. He did a good job with this comic. That thought sucks so bad. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (3 children) My sawyer showed me a measuring tape graduated in tenths of a foot. Someone manufactured that for some reason. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] lunarul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago As a European, it took me a while to realize what's wrong with that. Even though I've been living in the US for almost 14 years now. permalink fedilink source parent [–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child) Oh yeah, we use these "decimal feet" rulers at my job, for surveying. Nobody bothered to tell me ahead of time, so my first few days out in the field were pretty much a complete waste. I still maintain they are an abomination, the worst of both systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] lunarul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* If it's used for surveying, aren't those survey feet? (a survey foot is 1.000002 US customary feet). Dividing a survey foot by 12 would not be technically an inch, even though it's only a couple millionths off. permalink fedilink source parent [–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 year ago* (3 children) ...the ruler exists, it's a metric ruler. This is a metric joke comic. The 2x4 sizes are in metric... You are welcome. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago No, this comic is about nominal vs actual lumber size. Both tapes are imperial. permalink fedilink source parent [–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) I want whatever crack you're smoking that made this make sense permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Overconfidence and bad eyesight I guess. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] celeste@kbin.earth 15 points 1 year ago (4 children) The thought of reaching into my toolbox and pulling out a measuring tape that's labeled wrong without knowing it. He did a good job with this comic. That thought sucks so bad. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (3 children) My sawyer showed me a measuring tape graduated in tenths of a foot. Someone manufactured that for some reason. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] lunarul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago As a European, it took me a while to realize what's wrong with that. Even though I've been living in the US for almost 14 years now. permalink fedilink source parent [–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child) Oh yeah, we use these "decimal feet" rulers at my job, for surveying. Nobody bothered to tell me ahead of time, so my first few days out in the field were pretty much a complete waste. I still maintain they are an abomination, the worst of both systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] lunarul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* If it's used for surveying, aren't those survey feet? (a survey foot is 1.000002 US customary feet). Dividing a survey foot by 12 would not be technically an inch, even though it's only a couple millionths off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (3 children) My sawyer showed me a measuring tape graduated in tenths of a foot. Someone manufactured that for some reason. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] lunarul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago As a European, it took me a while to realize what's wrong with that. Even though I've been living in the US for almost 14 years now. permalink fedilink source parent [–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child) Oh yeah, we use these "decimal feet" rulers at my job, for surveying. Nobody bothered to tell me ahead of time, so my first few days out in the field were pretty much a complete waste. I still maintain they are an abomination, the worst of both systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] lunarul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* If it's used for surveying, aren't those survey feet? (a survey foot is 1.000002 US customary feet). Dividing a survey foot by 12 would not be technically an inch, even though it's only a couple millionths off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago As a European, it took me a while to realize what's wrong with that. Even though I've been living in the US for almost 14 years now. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child) Oh yeah, we use these "decimal feet" rulers at my job, for surveying. Nobody bothered to tell me ahead of time, so my first few days out in the field were pretty much a complete waste. I still maintain they are an abomination, the worst of both systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] lunarul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* If it's used for surveying, aren't those survey feet? (a survey foot is 1.000002 US customary feet). Dividing a survey foot by 12 would not be technically an inch, even though it's only a couple millionths off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* If it's used for surveying, aren't those survey feet? (a survey foot is 1.000002 US customary feet). Dividing a survey foot by 12 would not be technically an inch, even though it's only a couple millionths off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 year ago* (3 children) ...the ruler exists, it's a metric ruler. This is a metric joke comic. The 2x4 sizes are in metric... You are welcome. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago No, this comic is about nominal vs actual lumber size. Both tapes are imperial. permalink fedilink source parent [–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) I want whatever crack you're smoking that made this make sense permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Overconfidence and bad eyesight I guess. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago No, this comic is about nominal vs actual lumber size. Both tapes are imperial. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) I want whatever crack you're smoking that made this make sense permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Overconfidence and bad eyesight I guess. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Overconfidence and bad eyesight I guess. permalink fedilink source parent