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[–] 2 points 1 year ago*

Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can now inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.

They try to be a pain in your ass to keep the country safe!
You sure can't plug them away!

(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)

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