so i've just moved 2000 miles for grad school, i decide i'm going to take the new environment to do whatever reinvention is necessary in blah blah blah we've all been in our 20s. I get there, i'm unloading the car and it's not been 5 minutes before I hear someone yell out from across the parking lot "hey! [my older brother's name]!" I look up and wave and don't recognize them, yell NOPE! DONT WORRY, NOT HIM! HIS BROTHER! and then there's a pause and i hear "oh thank god he was the worst TA" so one of my neighbors and i became friends right away, but like even then i'm like jesus fucking christ in the foot holes can i get away

anyways sometimes you gotta move further.