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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This dragon would be a very good museum curator if he wasn't currently dying.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    He's actually fine, look at how tiny that sword is compared to his chest.

    He's pretending to lose because this world is wayyyy behind the curve on starting the industrial revolution and he's trying to trick their primitive oligarchy into realizing fundamental economic truths.

    Like, obviously a knight cant kill a dragon if you think about it, right? Metal isn't going to stop fire breath and if something that outweighs you a hundred times over hits you you're not going to survive it.

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