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[–] 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

why are you eating on the toilet? just eat while watching

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    dont tell me how to live my life

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    how about eating while watching the toilet? is that a fair compromise from donut holing the porcelain fryer

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    how about you zip it with the judgement and let a man finish his bowl of jerky on his porcelain throne

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    i'm just concerned poseidon might kiss his nuggies and that's wasted nuggies

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Leave Poseidon out of this! He and I are cool. A sweet whisper at night to his tender lips will see me through

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