MetalMachine comments on Anon discovers hygiene

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[–] MetalMachine@feddit.nl -3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Listen man, if you want to have a dirtier ass, all the power to you

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh, such a well thought out response to "you're taking what someone said deliberately wrong in a very weird way".

My ass is clean because I take a hot soapy shower evertime I poop and I change my underwear if I fart, unlike you, you degenerate unwashed heathen.

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[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

You lost me at the changing your underwear with each fart, but I agree with post-poop-showers.

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Hey, if you want to run around with aerosolized poop particles stinking up your underwear like a grotesque feral hog out of a nightmarish Icelandic fairy tale, be my guest.

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