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Anon discovers hygiene (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

listen, i get it, you have your asshole spritzed by the gods one time and you magicaly turn from your average poop smearer, to bidet fanatic.

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[–] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Have you tried it? Have you felt Poseidon's kiss? Magical.

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[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

for bidets, i’m more fanatical then an arch main

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