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Lick it (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 12 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    The silicone type of lint roller would probably feel like an unusually firm silicone dildo and the sticky tape type would probably feel slippery like postage stamp and taste with that sickly sweet chemical adhesive taste

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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