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  • Tom Swifty Jokes

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    A place to share and appreciate Tom Swifty jokes.

    Rules:

    1. No bigotry allowed.

    2. Put the whole joke in the title.

    3. If posting a joke taken from elsewhere, cite the source and trim links of any metadata.

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    comment on "Okay, I'll admit it -- that copy of Pixar's 2009 opus is mine", Tom owned up. in c/tomswifty@midwest.social
    [–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 point 2 months ago

    "In my opinion, it's a masterpiece," Tom said appraisingly.

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  • comment on "Why is my urine black?" asked Tom inquisitively. in c/tomswifty@midwest.social
    [–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

    Ink wizz

    As in black ink, and wizzing/whizzing as urination.

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  • comment on "Why is my urine black?" asked Tom inquisitively. in c/tomswifty@midwest.social
    [–] buycurious@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Can you please help me with this one?

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