1 ▲ 5 ▼ "Okay, I'll admit it -- that copy of Pixar's 2009 opus is mine", Tom owned up. (midwest.social) submitted 2 months ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social 1 comment fedilink
2 ▲ 5 ▼ "That's the last time I'll ever observe a Catholic holiday", Tom said unrelentingly. (midwest.social) submitted 1 year ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social comment fedilink
3 ▲ 2 ▼ "I'm ready, you can start drawing the portrait now", Tom said imposingly. (midwest.social) submitted 1 year ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social comment fedilink
4 ▲ 7 ▼ "I managed to take over the throne AND to lose weight", Tom was thinking (midwest.social) submitted 1 year ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social comment fedilink
5 ▲ 4 ▼ "Why is my urine black?" asked Tom inquisitively. (slrpnk.net) submitted 1 year ago by Nemo@slrpnk.net to c/tomswifty@midwest.social 2 comments fedilink I had previously posted this on reddit and it's still my favorite.