Oh, just the Holy Grail. Don't worry, though. Even the Knights of The Round Table spent decades looking for it and failed. Good luck, and don't lose hope! (Hint: ask for directions.)

Very true, though that might put off just as many as those who think mayo's spicy. 😝

I'm ardent in putting in the work, but that anglaise/béarnaise gives me pause. 🫢

It's probably there, you just have to find it.

long pepper might be more accurate for many instances

either way, spicy and fun to eat :)

Couldn't tell. I can't find my thesaurus.

Find what?

Doesn’t matter, you’ll never find it.

What would that represent?

If her lips looked like that, I'm guessing she's related to Lena Hyena?

Could've put a pink peppercorn at the top of each...

No matter where I looked, something reminded me of her.

It's a fertility meerkat

Ah yes the dickmeerkat

With some of the shit bad dragon puts out, I'm never surprised to find out someone would gladly try it.

And I'm pretty sure I know a few that would as well, given half a chance in the right environment.

And besides that, the head looks like it would be painful to insert?

*meerkock

If you look at that thing, it seems like they're gonna have a bad time to front. RIP Mr. Hands.

* meerkat

That looks like it's made of a very porous material, so someone is going to have a very bad time down the road.

Ah yes the dickweasel

A good flared base. Nicely done.

Always camouflage your dicks with an animal theme for plausible deniability.

Better than a prairie dog, I guess?

erected

Certainly an apt word in this case. Nice to know that building giant penises is a tradition going back hundreds of years.