He also makes the same joke later where the Iranians must be sitting around asking "Is this really the top guy? He can't be the top guy."

One thing that Mark Kelly could do is Abandon Israel. If Mark Kelly can promise to do that then hes got a shot at the presidency.

Contact Mark Kelly and tell him that.

I'm sure he is still hiding more crime.

In a decade we will all find out about a giant stash of Cocaine he smuggled in.

Did not end strong.

JFC what did he do this time?

EDIT: Lol he roasted Neom and Miller, good shit.

"a" not "the" nobel peace prize.

Honestly the counsel should revoke it and demand all portions of the award returned for the attempt to transfer it.

I didn't hear "No".

And I think I didn't hear "No" because he isn't ready to announce. I think that as soon as he announces, campaign finance laws will effectively strip him of The Daily Show platform. With the general election still three years out, now is not the time for him to announce.

If I were Jon I would have started that video by saying "Jeffery Epstein" 15 times.

If you don't know who he is or what the movie is then this video will tell you nothing.

Apparently, Jon's not so free to wipe.

MTG and Trump simply prove that broken clocks can show the correct time twice a day. Desi Lydic only agrees with them during those two fleeting moments.

MAGA believes the media is controlled by the enemy.

So no.

Ironically, the media is really controlled by Trump's billionaire buddies. But the contradiction doesn't seem to enter the dumb MAGAts' brains.

Another contradiction is that, traditionally, the extreme right also believes the media is controlled by the jews - part of the reason why the extreme right is also traditionally antisemite. Yet today, Cheeto roots for the jews hard, and his dumb followers seem to have eschewed antisemitism completely and go along with that.

What can I say... When you're dumb you're dumb.