Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

Bro just buy two boxes...

As if this fucker wouldn't snatch a blue one every now and then.

My hot take: this is unnecessary martyrdom. You could be honest about also loving the blue ones — you'd have one more thing in common and one fewer lie between you. Furthermore, what's the marginal utility of a blue candy? How much better is her life made by having, say, 10 candies instead of just 5?

Yup, with olives.

Isn't this a how I met your mother plotline?

The bed thing is nice but the particularity in other aspects and tics get exhausting sometimes… ah well. Gotta do life with what I’m life’d.

Yes, unless its a king and then I sleep at all angled because more room to play with.

I suppose it depends on the kind of ND to have the bedside preference then lol

I will say, I envy what u have a little LOL

My wife always picks the side further from the door, be it left or right.

So do we. They're in a queen size bed

I don't understand the question. I meant that they might not be reading books and such, so when they go to sleep they just put their phone to the charger on the side they happened to use that time and use the nightstand on that side.

The alternative is to be on their phones during bed. If they are the type of people who are on their phones before bed and not during bed then phone chargers have no bearing on which side of the bed the individuals choose to sleep on.

Absolutely.

Do you maintain your side if you're in a hotel?

pillows are no easier to rearrange than books

don't keep the phone next to the bed

bring your water bottle to the bedroom after filling it, and just put it next to the side you get in

one of the best things in my last shared bedroom was a bed headboard with integrated lighting for reading and a shelf for books and stuff

Are... your friends cats?

Vers

I'm not even sharing my bed with anyone and I still have my side of the bed.

(It's so I can splay my left arm out without it hanging off the bed while sleeping on my left side.)

That’s fair and sounds awesome, but we like to cuddle to sleep :3

I've slept on the same side of my bed for decades, ain't nobody gonna change that.

Y'all don't know the glory of individualized mattresses. We each have our own mattress which feels better for our bodies.

Lol is this a young people thing? We each got our meds, my CPAP, her giant water bottle, etc all set up. The heck if all that is getting rearranged at random! 😜

That said, I do always try to get her to switch when we go away so it's different since then we do have to move everything around.

Yes but the window view changes depending on the day and my general headspace