Thick thighs save lives

Top image is courtesy of Futabu Ep. 2. Pretty sure all the girls in that show are tubes without intestines.

My biggest complaint is the grotesquely huge breasts in hentai. It's either huge or flat, no in between.

I love grey sweatpants season.

3 days? That’s still super fresh.

The guy kind of looks like Johnny Flynn, who is in the TV series Lovesick (aka Scrotal Recall) but I can't seem to pin down what this particular picture is from. Doesn't look like he's been in any 50 shades movies.

lmao

I actually hate grey sweatpants, they're one of my least favourite items of clothing ever.

since it's dakota johnson on the right, i'm tempted to say fifty shades of grey, and since it's not the usual love interest (mr gray), i'm guessing she has a boy toy in the...4th? 3rd? movie or something. I haven't watched any of the 50 shades of grey movies. The outfits do match though.

Where is this from?

The fact 99% of men will live and die without experiencing this is sad. It's absolutely as awesome as it looks.

Why not both?

Also "I'm coming, boys."

You know the difference between kinky and perverted, right?

Kinky is tickling your ass with a feather. Perverted is using the whole bird

Bro for the ~$10k on the bed there, you could find a much more attractive woman who won't even make you beg for permission. Or possibly she'll make you beg harder, but that's up to you.

I’m practicing on my wife. Her eye rolling has much more freedom of movement than it did a few years ago.

Mine are at the age when they hate how stupid my dad jokes are, but can't help but giggle a little bit.

My sex trophies are actually kinda fun. They’re just getting to the stage of life where they have their own creativity starting to show and it’s a lot of fun to see things from their eyes.

At least I won't feel guilty voring the predators.

Hey guys, gals, and in-between! Ever hear of...

Vore?

One person's poison is another one's medicine.

Ha!

Indeed.

GTA (S)an (A)ndreas as a youth (C)yber(P)unk as an adult

But SA and CP are also abbreviations with, well... let's just say bad meanings.

So it's sort of a play on words I guess. Or play on letters, depending on how you look at it.

They're just going to town, sir.

Mamsir, we found traces of his semen and your saliva at the scene of the crime.