This is not the appropriate occasion for that.

"Busty Asian MILFs" might be a good starting point of discovery.

He really got you there, bro.

I just thought you guys might be considerate for once and not jerk it to "perfect porno" all through the atomic bomb's birthday week this year. I don't know why there's so much pushback on this.

I used my calendar.

What do you call two mental patients in bed together?

Two nuts in the sack.

Darn. I was hoping it was something uplifting.

Hopefully not dropsy.

One of my friends told this joke to my then-four-year-old, except it was a scarecrow instead of a farmer.

Both of us had to pause and ponder before we got it. To this day I'm embarrassed about that.

I'll allow it.

Mr. Burns

Oh that is good!

Lol

Sweep

Sorry, I swallowed a tampon earlier..

Stop being so pissy.

Yeah, well.. You look full of shit! 💩🚽

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard

Melanistic leopards are also known as black panthers. Melanism in leopards is caused by a recessive allele and is inherited as a recessive trait. In India, nine pale and white leopards were reported between 1905 and 1967. Leopards exhibiting erythrism were recorded between 1990 and 2015 in South Africa's Madikwe Game Reserve and in Mpumalanga. The cause of this morph known as a "strawberry leopard" or "pink panther" is not well understood.

Explains why I wouldn't go near them as a child. I was lack-toes intolerant.

Dairy funny haw haw haw

Lol

I always thought of them as hoppy, now I know why!

I heard it was an accessory to the suspenders’ crimes.

I was just trying to understand