That’s not what I thought it was

To clarify, it’s being given away in a raffle for charity. It’s valued that more than €1 million. I don’t know why they don’t just sell the artwork and donate the proceeds to the charity, but whatever.

it's from Fark, so the pun is intentional, but you'd have to read the article to find out why

Did he gather up a bunch of brick attacks?

I hope that everyone in the White House is deathly allergic to bees.

Oh but they'll bitch and moan if you block access to external email on facility devices.

…Dan Cortes

can’t the yakuza afford a decent boat to deliver that much pot?

Sounds like the rented an entire container ship to smuggle the one container. My guess is they got moled/ ratted internally. Maybe compromised computer or phone hardware.

“I see AI as a tool that can help people explore Scripture,” the AI Jesus said to The Associated Press. “Like a lamp that lights a path while we walk with God.”

I love how AP keeps a flat, neutral journalistic tone (as they should), yet gives us gems like this. This is how news is done.

Our American cousins had not really progressed like the rest of the world Rodney King was supposed to be the turning points. Overt Nazism in the US is being normalised, and so will become regularised, in exactly the same way that Israel normalises / desensitizes its population in segregating Palestinians and then blowing them up where they were told they'd be safe.

The hotel doesn't look that big, tbh.

Donald Trump?

In some parts of the animal kingdom this is business as usual.

And I just finished carbonating 20 50L kegs....

Pig near the che hotel

...put his arm around her and hugged her from the side and made the comment.

I had missed the fact that he actually touched. What a fucking creep.

With that kind of slop, yeah, we already don't take it seriously.

That is a greatly terrible pun

Hockey sticks have gotten expensive. The old wood ones are hard to find and still run about $40 USD. Most of the sticks now are 1 piece carbon fiber. You can usually find some for just under $100 but most run $200-$300 USD. I have seen one set at $470 USD

Dear Japanese "minister for Digital Transformation", have you entirely lost your mind?

We want him to taco for everything. It's not like he starts doing anything good for anyone. We'd all be better off if he just fucked off to the golf course for literally his entire term.

We want him to taco for this though...

Shoulda just given back the stapler.

I got two for $5 the other day and even that bugged the crap out of me.