But like, why

So ... Uncle Fester was smarter than this guy.

Is that an LED bulb therefore made out of plastic instead of glass? If so inconvenient but not likely to be a major problem.

Is this one of those Black Mirror esc "paid to do stupid shit" things?

Mission accomplished… I guess.

😮

Whoever taught them is a fucking moron

I'm not entirely we convinced we did and that the whole point of the 2020 election conspiracy wasn't to accuse their opponents of what they planned to do.

Good luck finding proof... And good luck at midterms.

this is the man america decided was the best person to lead their nation.

fucking lol.

And a new owner!

Heard about this, didn't know there was a video too. Yup, that's pretty bad.

Car wash got free wiring!

Looks like a large spool of wire was on tje bed, got hooked on the spinning washer thing and wrapped around it. Probably wrecked it but maybe not.

Looks like a mess and I have no idea what happened to make it!

What a fucking dumbass!

Every carwash has a warning about having an empty bed.

If the carwash damages your car, they aren't responsible... but if the car damages carwash?

It aint, it's quite literally Judeo praxis:

pay taxes to the Pharaoh, tithe to the Lord

The speaker speaks for followers of Judeo Orthodoxy, not for the other religions and areligious of Texas. This is why you have Judeo supremacy in Texas, and Satanists disbarred.

It seems like this lesson would have been learned at least 100 years go. The student isn't to blame.

Oooof

Probably first thought he had was hoping his parents didn't smell it.

Oh, why the burning thing? I'm betting they either thought they'd see something cool, like sparks, or had a bet on what would happen.

Hurry before it cools

Also in general, just drive with more caution to your surroundings and don’t go these speeds when in the rain surrounded by obstacles. Anyone who’s driven anything with more than a couple hundred horsepower should already be familiar with how easy it can be to lose control. If they went from a commuter straight to a McLaren, they never stood a chance in the rain.

Pretty good the fire was already dead when he started spraying...

But why ? I need a why !