Neihter did the metaverse, or his haircuts; time to leave.

It's NOT working out in the ways I've imagined it wouldn't... But once again I underestimated how easily some people got addicted to it. That'll be the user base.

That's because you're incompetent, Mark.

The shareholders would make more money if you were punted.

So, he has become Paranoia's Friend Computer. Fun is mandatory. Not having fun is treason. Treason is punishable by death layoff

This society is supported by swarms of robots and spies, omnipresent surveillance, and a bureaucracy so huge and convoluted no one's quite sure who's in charge of what any more.

Yup, that checks out with FB.

Now, from the article, this one is pure gold:

Zuckerberg offered employees access to permanent desks, a symbolic gesture that unintentionally illustrated how expendable many of them had become. Many employees at Meta have been working from “hot desks,” a controversial scheme involving multiple workers sharing the same desks.

Or the fillings will continue

Fuck Facebook and its moderation practices

They have so much money that they can allow themselves a second metaverse?

Useless company

That is probably not the worst thing they profited from. They profited quite alot from destabilising whole democracies too.

Of fucking course they did, and still do. Scammers pay for the ad exposition, they're integral for their profits.

Yeah, I'm getting a gopro attached to my hybrid etrike/scooter/wheelchair dealie when I can afford it. I can't afford it if I can't afford a very visible lens cover (a little C of plastic costs how much?).

and that's kind of on me for buying that wheelchair

Part of the issue is that there may be a critical mass having them. Core issue of our comm is that we care, but the market is apathetic.

I mean if I had a wheelchair with a camera attached so it, I expect people might not let me in certain places, and that's kind of on me for buying that wheelchair

Require a physical off switch as part of the design.

I smell a loophole.

Or maybe Karen's "therapy" pitbull just shit in the store again.

Could be both.

I think this needs to be solved at the legislative level, devices used to aid in a disability can't simultaneously be invading the privacy of everyone around

Faraday cages all around

Could be treated similarly to how disabled parking is--you are required to also have a card from the DMV/DOL/whatever your state calls it on you when using a disabled parking spot. You need to be able to display this if asked by the police/parking enforcement, not that it ever really comes up.

Give out a card like that or like a medical marijuana card for people who use them as assistive devices.

If they start to cry ableist just like they do protect the children we’re fucked.

I wonder how these bans will hold up once people start having them as their only source of corrective lenses, or if they rely on an integrated accessibility service.

These, however, are apparently totally acceptable

Human technology has finally reached the point where the alien parasite zuckerbot can replicate its "consciousness" into our computers. Fascinating.

I'm sure the bot doesn't have any reporting parameters so that the main bot will know who to fire on the next round of layoffs.

Using AI to replace execs is actually based. My main concern is that, without a job, someone like Zuckerberg will end up finding some other destructive hobby to support his ego.

Can they make a human version?

Great point hahaahahaha