Maybe when she’s older. Who knows. 🤷‍♂️

😎👍

You are sick, keep up with the good work!

Falling off the table at a frat party at age 169

Damn... that's just a little too good.

Fucking millennials.

No one asks to overdose on heroin behind the Wendy’s dumpsters while your ‘friends’ steal anything of value you might have anymore.

🫡

Ah, this was genuinely hilarious. Thanks

Thanks. 😊

I was giggling like a mental patient while writing the script.

Then I had to find some weirdo to draw all this...... oh wait.... that would be me!

I feel like you've outdone yourself with this one. What a puntastic experience.

What a ride

Thank you. I obviously recognized the creeper instantly, but couldn't remember what the damned things were called. I keep searching my brain and all it kept returning was 'raccoon'.

Seasons don't fear the creeper

Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain

death on a mob

A scary on top of Larry?

Reaper on a Creeper

Doom on a Boom

RIP on a TNT

Yum.

Thanks. ☺️

And gets a twitchy wink in return. 😜

Cute.exe

I put the “ass” in “assassinate”.

Ridiculous. Love it 😄

Axecute!

Do you think that in the couple of seconds you're alive while disconnected from the rest of your body that the executioner gives them a little upskirt?

cough cough I put the "ill" in "kill".