Oh it gets way better than just radio!

How else are we supposed to figure out which pigs deserve to go to Harvard

As a vegan I object strongly to this animal testing I do not want pigs in my blood

No it does not make sense for them to be hiring ice... The agents would need to be really small in order to catch all of those germs... But there aren't that many small people...

We are not working on weaponization at this time

Lol

brett is trying to tell us something here because listen i noticed the first letter of each paragraph spells out ATAMAITOYFATLWOCWATSW and whats that an anagram for well guess what youre probably exactly right in what you think its for because it says WOW MAW SCAT TO A FATALITY and also if you look up okeefe in the obituaries youll see that bretts mom died this january and you can tell theyre beating around the bush about how she died and if you check her linkdein profile youll see SHE WORKED AT AMAZON brett is trying to tell us his mom shit herself to deadness from a amazon virus and joe biden is covering it up

i knew it

tfkirp iaUDPES++™©®t

rabid salmon it is

I'll fucking do it again.

I vote we place @rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.com on trial immediately. What do you have to say for yourself, Ricky?

I'm not supposed to tell about this but the guys at my work have a secret newspaper. Each month we choose a new person from the city and case them out and print what we find. I've only been working for it for a few years so I'm stuck with the junk things like wastewater tasting but I am dedicated to the TRUTH and some day I will be an editor I hope.

Joyce I'm really sorry that we published your grandmother's secret banana bread recipe in our secret newsletter please let us know what can be done to apologize

We've all heard about people who can see the future, and that's obviously a bunch of bologna, but there are people who can see the past.

I had a guy over and he asked me if I'd been smoking weed which I hadn't but if I had been it would have been very weird for him to know that because that was 25 minute ago at least.

Before you ask no there were no spies to tell him that I wrapped the house up good to make a fair day cage

bastard

I'm surprised you haven't banned me already

also please resolve your rule 3 violation or you will be banned

skill issue

How is anyone supposed to read this? Lots of jumbled words, not a single punctuation mark to separate your points (which you don't seem to have, as others have pointed out).

I recommend all his essays, especially those on fanon

hbihtaydrtr

edit that means hey buddy i have to assume you didnt read the rules but youd know that if you read the rules also please see here

Aaaaand there we go.

Not interested in even learning the difference in the things that people you claim to know are wrong believe, but I bet you'd be able to tell me all about how you're not a KKK or National Front member, and how their policies and ideas are so much different from what you believe.

Staggering lack of self-awareness. Have fun in your fascist circlejerk instance. I won't be back.

that sounds like a lot of fancy words to avoid saying democrat

the whole lefty agenda seems untenable what with having minorities be in charge of law enforcement and companies and things and also putting ai in my gmail and making me to use pronouns

Bro, again

You're gonna have to be specific. You can't ask people to explain the motives behind "lefty thought" on lemmy when it encompasses everything on the left. We've got Marxists, Leninists, anarchists, Stalinists, anticapitalists, tankies, anti-authoritarian socialists, democratic socialists, syndicalists, liberals, etc, etc, etc

Not to mention people whose political goals align with leftist thought. Feminists, LGBTQIA people, people of color, immigrants, people who want to help the poor / homeless / mentally ill.

Are you saying they're all wrong?

Which of them hold which specific views that you consider "untenable"?

this sounds like exactly what im all about actually

a certain amount of leftyness seems perfectly appropriate to me if you can believe it i even believe that there are people who can hardly be dealt with in any other way but im talking about leftyness on this platform where in my opinion there are lots of absurd opinions that cannot be countered with arguments now of course there are also views here that run counter to rational thinking but after a year here it seems to me that most users despite perhaps productive views are still somewhat reasonably willing to accept arguments and if not in my opinion its best to simply ignore them

i mean unfortunately were still quite a long way from facebook or even reddit or truth social here so it seems to me that there is at least a willingness to discuss things here which is why i cant really understand why anyone would want to undermine that and im not referring to you at all of course and i very much appreciate your response

im just trying to understand why even here there are apparently people who are bent on pointless progress i just dont get that