What'd you get me?

I got you this dead old leaf from my houseplant!https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/3e18a8da-8f80-493d-9b53-8279a223dcc3.png

What did you get me?

alerted!

woah thanks for alerting us horpers!

"who put this fucking fence here? it wasn't here yesterday"

Letter sent to you home address. Will proceed with beans.

Oh, all three are less than what you deserve, but I am a merciful mod. Pick one.

and this is NOT okay.Did I try to post it to #okayalertsystem? Because I don't see how that's relevant. I agree it's not a bun and I will try to do better. But saying that's not okay is NOT FAIR. Maybe a combination of all three would be apropriate.

What the fuck??? This is NOT a bun and this is NOT okay. Thankfully I am a merciful moderator, I will thus let you decide your punishment:

1. Be deducted 10 quintillion bun points2. 2-week ban3. An apology letter to me & the bun enjoying community at large, featuring 10 unique hand-drawn innocence-preserved beans I await your prompt reply, else you shall face my full wrath!

i looked for bun on my walk today, unfortunately none horpin' about

looks like a bird or goat

perhaps a bun/snake hybrid?