I will have four chocolate chip cookies, thank you.

Me too. I’m hoping the trail mix one does

I'm gonna get hate for this, but I'm actually a fan of raisins and I'm slightly annoyed that the oatmeal cookie doesn't have any raisins in it.

Where the fuck is peanut butter or molasses!

A - don't mess with success
B - I mean, cmon - cream cheese frosting bits mixed in?
E or F - seem equally good. All about it.
I - for science!

G, J, and the last two rows feel too experimental.

I surreptitiously knock L into the trash as I walk out the door.

So that's what those wands are for! Mixing cookie dough. No wonder the motors are so strong

Three chocolate chip and one oatmeal!

• B
• G
• L
• R

Come over to my place, let's make that shit happen

I do, but honestly a lot of the rest strike me as a bit gimmicky.

Okay, first of all, how dare you, and second, aaaaargh, I guess A, B, H, and P? I can mix P and H and get a sort of E, and I can mix A and P and get a sort of G, but AAAAAh no L? No D? Waaaaaaah!! And I'm going to double cry over no F.

Also, who calls I churro instead of snickerdoodle? And who puts the letter for the cookie so near the name for the cookie above it so the whole thing gets read weirdly?

Love chocolate?

F, P, I, K

No snickerdoodle or peanut butter, shame

A, B, E, and H.

Nutella Swirl looks nice, Galaxy Brownie, the blueberry one, and prob the banaoffee

I was gonna say the same thing lol

Oatmeal times 4

This is the way

That's marketing-department food!!! What an irresponsible thing to post! You'll make your techs sick with personal data. It's specifically formulated for data analysts and advertising teams.

A proper IT diet consists of one PC build a week, with at least one PCI card for their protein intake. That's pretty pricey, so some IT departments substitute with VOIP phone deployments, but if you do that, you need to include the relavent 365 Admin Portal enrichment activities or they'll get depressed.

And make sure you know if your IT tech is a web development crossbreed, because then some programmer diet requirements apply, like SSL scripts, Wordpress Enrichment, and installing Visual Studio for them (web techs are selectively bred for their programming skills, so basic windows installer skills are stunted from inbreeding).

Good. Thats what we big hairy dudes in yer IT department crave for sustenance.

In that case I will bring them all back to you.

If anyone's wondering what crystals, mushrooms, strawberries, and dominoes all have in common: it's biscuits according to this infographic.

If you've yet to consume a mushroom biscuit, question your existence

Chocolate digestives are always a good idea

Right at the back, behind some Rich Teas.

Let the world see what you have got!

(Chocolate digestives.)