No snickerdoodle???

It's a classic for a reason

Just the oatmeal cookies for me thanks. Y'all can have all the rest.

I dont even know what a banoffe pie or fluffernutter is but i want to try both of them. Then after ill go for mint oreo and churro

Outside the box thinking I approve

I love raisins, but I only if the raisin is kind of the whole point. Chocolate/Yogurt covered.

Things with raisins on the side have just enough texture weirdness that I tend to vomit. Stupid mouth

I just want plain peanut butter, I am not a huge fan of chocolate cookies.

This lemmy Americans.

Indeed.

Choc chip, choc chip, Sweet potato and gingerbread seem like the safest choices. Don't cookie my churro, churros are fried.

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ADFP

half of my countrymen really believe that last part 🤦‍♀️

No snickerdoodle?

Sweet potato pie (is this even a cookie?), Churro (whats that) and macadamia nut.

A, A, A, and A

DDDD.

Assuming the description is incomplete and they're oatmeal raisin. Because I see raisins.

I know some people hate oatmeal (raisin) cookies, so lemme drop some sweet truth on you. Replace the raisins with butterscotch chips. "Oatmeal Scotchies" are vastly superior to chocolate chip cookies!

AFTN

Where's the thin mint? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN THIN MINT?! WHERE IS IT?!

I've reported you to the ICC for crimes against humanity.

The billionaires already took all but one. You can fight over the last cookie with the other poors. But they told you, you belong to the master race, so you're OK with that.

SHIT, because I'm childish

G, A, I, in that order!

since these are cookies that means we're in the United States, so I can brandish a gun and take well more than 4 of them 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

No peanut butter

E: Am I a joke to you?