The most German race since the 1940 tour de France was won by Rommel.

Lmao just throw the towel on the ground, you can't reserve a seat 8+ hours before you'll use it.

Dude didn’t know when to stop and awarded one to a Romanian colleague, which got reported in the news.

Then this genius held a conference on fake news and people started asking about his own fake news.

"This should never happen in America."

WE'RE ALL LOOKING FOR THE GUY WHO DID THIS!

"My brother in Christ, I could spend the next five weeks telling you about all the things that should never happen in America that are currently happening in America."

they know, they're the ones doing it.

It's a new world. Thanks for the info.

Nice one. Thanks. Good to know!

Thank you, now I can actually conceive the distance

99.9% of commercial products are made using extracts rather than whole plant material, and extracts can be flavorless.

No, you wouldn't notice, especially if you didn't know what to look for. The flavour change is pretty subtle, especially in something like a chocolate brownie.

And the effects of edibles come on very, very sneakily. It generally takes around half an hour before you feel it at all, so it's very easy to not even realize you're high, especially if you weren't planning to be, and perhaps don't have much experience with cannabis. If she maybe ate two or three without knowing what they were, she could easily walk away from the party feeling fine only to end up completely whacked out of her gourd on the highway.

I wasn't thinking about labelling, more taste. Surely you'd know?

But it's a genuine question as I don't know

Some guys tried to carjack me a few years ago and I just floored it, swerving and barely missing several parked cars. Afterward, I wondered if I would have had a legal defense had I not missed.

I hate driving but in that moment I understood racecar drivers. Felt like Spider-Man with my quick reflexes lol

or about 6500 cans of bud light lined up

it's half a mile.

This is one of those things where everyone will instinctively want to say "No way that could happen, everyone I know is super responsible and always makes sure the hash cakes are carefully labelled", but that presumes so much. Not just that the people she was with were responsible, but also that she didn't, I dunno, totally ignore a bunch of warnings or something.

Reality is, people do dumb shit. Any argument that depends on that not being true doesn't pass the sniff test.

So you're telling me that this whole situation started when the drug unit police scared her?

Maybe they should stop doing that and go catch some actual criminals.

can you get me their number while you are at it

Yeah the feat itself isn't that impressive. This was in Dublin, going up the wrong side of the street and she crashed into another car near a bus stop that had people at it so.... Honestly fuck her.

Can someone who has cakes like this tell me if this is bullshit?

Her defence counsel pleaded for leniency, saying she had been at a party earlier, had eaten a cake and was not aware there was cannabis in it.

What a plank 😂

Half-a-mile-ish

Hell as a teen I would've done that on a dare. Granted it would've been on a back road somewhere...

Yeah, I read it as 800 meters and was like 'huh, that's the length of a really long drive way'

Imagine calling 999 to report being chased only for the operator to tell you that they're real police and they'd actually quite like you to pull over

I thought 800m was 800 miles at first... 800 metres less impressive.