[–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

We once had baked beans on toast, after the expensive free range chicken we'd bought Christmas Eve day turned out to be rotten. Took one sniff after removing the shrink wrap and hurled it outside into -30 C temperatures on the balcony.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Years ago I had xmas dinner with my first wife's family. Her grandmother was at the table, spaghetti was served. Grandmother looked at her plate and said "not the sort of thing you would serve the queen". Her daughter who had cooked the meal replied "lucky thing the queen did not show up".

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