Printed, and on its way to me.

In the interest of science, when does the good things start to happen? Upon payment, or upon receipt?

I want that poster.

Early 40'ies. I'm mid 50'ies now, and still not formally diagnosed, and I don't particularly care either.

I don't know how not to.

Also: Any sort of verbal interaction started with a rhetorical question is bound to suck extremely. Very likely to send me into a negative spiral TBH.

Yes, that's exactly how I read it too.

Also, OP, realize you will always be nerd sniped. :-)

I use Emacs BTW, and sometimes helix (after 20 years of vim).