I just want real vaccines not mRNA

Find virus, find patient, inoculate, done

Plus, testers who are already getting paid, and legal department says our hiring paperwork already covered all the liability stuff.

I mean, their. I don't work at Amazon or anything.

Edit - since people keep seeming to want to slander me on Lemmy, let me be clear for anyone digging through my comment history: the mystery in this comment is purely for humor. I truly do not work at Amazon, never have. I encourage anyone unfamiliar with Amazon's manipulative anti-union psychopathic bullshit to look into that (though it's dwarfed by stuff like their environmental crimes and genocidal Israeli complicity)

I want a removable battery in my robot.

Both for the obvious, paranoid, silly reason, and also for other reasons that actually make sense.