Someone named it after them for sure!

What's your goal?

Light the beacons. Gather the guard. The chain of trousers has been broken.

Hey Mr Jeansman, the wheel of consent might be a useful or pleasant read for you?

Anyways, enjoy the journey! 🌳🌸

Communication is so frustrating

Sadly it's a necessary skill to learn. I see it as another form or exercise. Not that I'm good at it.

I'm imagining a bunch of nicely roundheaded people wandering in from the right hand side. They each leave their distinctive colored trail, as they organise themselves in a straight line, from smallest to tallest. Order from chaos.

Whole thing could be reverse too though 🤭

Jeans is old reliable. Can't go wrong with jeans. Out for a walk? Jeans. Time for restaurant? Jeans. Apocalypse? Jeans. Dancing in the rain? Jeans. Really fits all occasions.

Happy for you internet dude 👍😌🌸

It's just the melting of the sun

Soon some company is going to invent LLM powered jeans that can be your girlfriend. 21st century life goals.

The friends I wish I had

It's scary 🤔🙀